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« on: February 03, 2009, 04:44:31 PM »
In a mad power grab while DF and Iri weren't looking, I seized power and declared martial law. Now, I don't have an army... I might have a stick somewhere, but you all are too far away, which meens you can't swarm the complex.

My first act as Emperor... to knight me a minion for the month of February. One that is capable of dispensing the law, and or some mop and glow, whichever needs done most.

Brag Kell, step forth!

Mr Kell has demonstrated extreme fervor in the Empire's cause and is well deserving. Anyone who disagrees shall feel the wrath of the bukit!
* Valiant-One taps Brag on both shoulders w/ the mop handle.  "Arise young one... and make sure you get the dust bunnies out of the corners too."

Three cheers for me.. er, I mean, Brag kell!
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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2009, 04:46:22 PM »
Thank you sire...


*mumbles under his breath*


But yeah, thanks a lot. And I guess democracy got throw out the mindow, but whatever, onto cleaning up this mess.
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2009, 04:47:44 PM »
Heh, very nice. Long live Emperor V!
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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2009, 04:53:32 PM »
What happened to Emperors I thru IV?....ohh......*retreats to his cave*
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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2009, 04:55:04 PM »
as Grand Paladin of the order of Valiant Knights, I do Herby nominate Reverent- One, who hath bested me ONCE in honorable Combat
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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2009, 04:56:38 PM »
I bested myself in single combat, what do I get?
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« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2009, 04:57:09 PM »
 dude, some things just do not need to be shared
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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2009, 04:58:20 PM »
Twisted

but Im a very sharing personality! Didnt Barney say sharing is caring LOL
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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2009, 04:59:04 PM »
Quote from: Xcalliber on February 03, 2009, 04:53:32 PM
What happened to Emperors I thru IV?....ohh......*retreats to his cave*
LOL

... i ate them Shocked
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« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2009, 04:59:26 PM »
Barney is dead, you know why?  Cause I killed him

*the rest of the 35 minute rant has been cemnsored, for it is way to creepy for even Iridani's ears*
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« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2009, 11:04:32 PM »
I nominate the severed head of a small child.

    ...still needs to be procured though.
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« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2009, 09:48:38 PM »
Valient... what have I told you about going mad with power?!
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2009, 12:12:12 AM »
Quote from: Iridani on February 04, 2009, 09:48:38 PM
Valient... what have I told you about going mad with power?!

This?

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Don't go mad with imaginary power.

To which I replied:

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Oh, I've gone mad with very real power... already.

At which point I banned your account, you virused my comp, I cried, you laughed at me, and I drowned my sorrows in the bottom of a tub of Ben & Jerry's.
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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2009, 12:13:47 AM »
I LOVE BEN&JERRYS!! Especially phish food Grin
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2009, 12:55:31 PM »
Quote from: Valiant-One on February 07, 2009, 12:12:12 AM
Quote from: Iridani on February 04, 2009, 09:48:38 PM
Valient... what have I told you about going mad with power?!

This?

Quote from: Iridani
Don't go mad with imaginary power.

To which I replied:

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Oh, I've gone mad with very real power... already.

At which point I banned your account, you virused my comp, I cried, you laughed at me, and I drowned my sorrows in the bottom of a tub of Ben & Jerry's.

Yes, that sounds about right.
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